February 2012
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The TV just told me I'm beautiful
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I got back from class and took a 5 hour nap the...
My mom says I “wasted the day”
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Anonymous asked: what's your biggest fear?
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When I'm at the barbers
And I sit down in those crazy barber chairs, I like to pretend I’m being strapped down and tortured by enemy spies by them cutting my hair. The barber tends to feel a little uneasy when I wince in pain as she cuts my hair and when I mutter things like “do your worst” or “I’ll never talk” but hey, it makes my hair cut experience that much more exhilarating!
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Totally just farted and then left the room
gnate1 replied to your chat: I thought this was funny
I would have laughed with you. I would have laughed.
I know you would have, bro
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I thought this was funny
Professor: I need a couple students to give rides to the students who don't have cars so we can all get to the museum next Tuesday
Student: I have a van
Professor: Oh good so you're used to packin' em in?
Me: Hah!
Everyone else: .....
Anonymous asked: tell us how you met kelly
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gnate1:
Led Zeppelin - White Summer/Black...
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I'm fairly certain...
…That 95% of people who say “I’m OCD” or “I’m bipolar” have absolutely no clue what it means to be either. Also people who think schizophrenia is multiple personality disorder annoy me sometimes too. Sorry for this rant on psychological disorders, please continue scrolling.
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